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Sep 17, 2008 7:31 PM
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Dear Uncle Sam: I need to be bailed out with a few thousand dollars. Due to unforseen gambling losses I will have to declare bankruptcy if I don't receive additional capital from you. With my gambling I keep many people employed and the casinos in business. The economy benefits from my economic activity. Since I'm only asking for a very small amount of money I know you will want to help bail me out. Sincerely, Your nephew P.S. I mailed my campaign contributions last week. -- FINALLY A PAC that is fighting AGAINST illegal immigration! Support Team America! http://www.teamamericapac.org/
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Sep 17, 2008 9:51 PM
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> Dear Uncle Sam: > > I need to be bailed out with a few thousand dollars. > Due to unforseen gambling losses I will have to > declare bankruptcy if I don't receive additional > capital from you. With my gambling I keep many people > employed and the casinos in business. The economy > benefits from my economic activity. Since I'm only > asking for a very small amount of money I know you > will want to help bail me out. > > Sincerely, > Your nephew > > > P.S. I mailed my campaign contributions last week. > dear nephew: sorry. i am using all my reserves to shore up MAJOR CORPORATIONS, as they are the life-blood of the Party. the whole system is geared towards saving the rich guys, and it's working pretty well, don't you think? Uncle$am. -- FOUR MORE YEARS, FOLKS!? do you approve of war and deficit spending? vote demopublicrat! otherwise investigate the other parties: http://www.lp.org http://www.gp.org
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Sep 17, 2008 9:57 PM
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Republican rule 101 Make profit you won't have to pay taxes just keep investing Lose your investment we will pay for it. We as Joe Blow middle income taxpayer.
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Rs and Ds both support the bail-out
Sep 19, 2008 2:08 AM
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> Republican rule 101 > > Make profit you won't have to pay taxes just keep > investing > > Lose your investment we will pay for it. > > We as Joe Blow middle income taxpayer. actually this is a bi-partisan plan: democrats support this bail-out, too.... this is a continuation of the transference of money from the middle class to the wealthy class. -- FOUR MORE YEARS, FOLKS!? do you approve of war and deficit spending? vote demopublicrat! otherwise investigate the other parties: http://www.lp.org http://www.gp.org
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